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- Rural Alchemists - perfecting ways to bleach used coffee grounds to sell to tourists on the interstate as grits
- Purina Store loading ramp philosophers - Oklawaha metaphysicians
- County Commissioners - converted Snipes Ford jail into condominiums, commute to work in stock cars
- Prodution Fisherman - a species of piscatorial privateer whose works and days are a constant celebration of that mystical linkage between the hunter and his prey which transcends even the flux of seasons, atmospheric pressure, and the subtlest graduations of planetary alignment
- Neon Leon - the lead fisherman, owner of Snipes Ford Marine Laundry and Live Bait Livery
- Sheriff Hutto Proudfoot - A primitive man, wears a breechclout made out of two Fruehauf mudflaps, son of Reverend Jeremiah Proudfoot
- Sheriff Proudfoot's youngest sister's husband - owner of Greek restaurant on the ground floor of the old Snipes Ford Jail
- Reverend Jeremiah Proudfoot - Reverend of the Bean Creek Baptist Church
- Hylo Poindexter - Gamble's childhood buddy with the box of wet popcorn, Bean Creek boy, hard case, had a skeeter called "The Immaculate Contraption"
- Big Bubba - projectionist at Baby Grande Theatre, "Wide Load" tattoo on his arm, black belt in karate
- Agamemnon Jones - production fisherman, head philosopher at Erindale's loading ramp
- Still Bill - The square root of sorriness
- Flat Tire - Still Bill's 3-legged dog, a perfect model of canine obedience
- War Bunny - Still Bill's wife, a righteous woman.
- Hell's Belles - an awesome, intrepid girl's motorcycle gang, rode 50 cc dirt bikes and wore wetsuits with Villager shirts over the top
- Penrod - retired kamikaze pilot for the Confederate Crop Dusters' Association, a deeply committed, totally involved, commode-hugging drunk
- Elfrieda - exotic dancer, former resident of Phoenix City, AL, health card had been punched so many times it disappeared into thin air
- Narcissa Nonesuch, community organizer, known to talk metric to decent folk
- Trudy Butram - prom queen, teenage princess, subject of at least ten million perfervid post-pubescent ruminations and fantasies
- Adelaide Andress - prom queen, Trudy's best friend
- Shelby Three - the youngest of eleven first cousins of Agammemnon Jones, "The Conversion Factor"
- Chester the Molester - member William Faulkner Literary Society, lover of literature, Airstream Trailer orgy participant
- Downwind Dave - member William Faulkner Literary Society, lover of literature, Airstream Trailer orgy participant
- Forklift Mary - member William Faulkner Literary Society, lover of literature, Airstream Trailer orgy participant
- Tristan Sparkleberry - owner of Sparkleberry's Texaco station
- Miss Beck - Agamemnon's sixth-grade teacher
- Miss Eulalah Singletary - Agamemnon's high school home room teacher, 61/2 feet tall, she loomed above her students like a myopic praying mantis
Population:
38
Additional Residents
Mr Benjamin Bowen II
Payne B. Stanifer
MRS CYNDI JO CRAZYTRAIN
Mr. Robert Fenton Jr.
Mr. Frank Roark III
Gary Drury
Professor Robert Webster Humpidge
Ms Judi Space
Mike Space
Ron Zamora
Dr. Mose Wheeler Esq.
Paul Linser
Mr. Sean Smith
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